- Everybody's in Quadrophenia – Phil Daniels, Toyah, Leslie Ash, PC Jim Carver, Timothy Spall, Michael Elphick, Ray Winstone … #
- Sting, Daniel Peacock … where was my invite? #
- That woman from Love Thy Neighbour, Nick Cotton, the bloke in Four Idle Hands, #
- iTunes Genius has just recommended Deacon Blue as something I might like. I think I'm offended. #
- Martha has watched Newsround and announced that she's saving up for an iPad. Why settle for a mobile when you can have a giant iPhone … #
- Cufflinks make me feel like I'm wearing Dad's Big Shirt. #
- There's an awful lot of vampire films in Tesco's #
- Let's watch The Matrix together #
- Misterrrr Aaanndersssonnn … #
- Ooh, bullet time #
- Get to the phone Trinity #
- Follow the white rabbit #
- What is the matrix? #
- I want a banana phone #
- They're coming for you #
- Scaffold? #
- Bye phone #
- Busted #
- A finger for a phone call #
- Spooky no-mouth – that's not nice #
- It was all a dream? #
- It wasn't a dream! #
- God he's cool #
- It's a short film if he swallows the blue pill #
- Come on Tank… #
- Down the hatch #
- Welcome. To the real world. #
- I think I might head back to the matrix … #
- Real people … #
- Nice suit #
- Residual self-image. I wouldn't look like me. #
- Lots of batteries #
- There's no going back #
- Born free. Zion? #
- Want some more? He'll yes. #
- I know Kung Fu. #
- Again. #
- Load the jump program #
- No-one makes the jump first time #
- Ouch. #
- Nice dress #
- We've got trouble #
- EMP armed #
- Ignorance is bliss #
- We're going in #
- Bake your noodle? #
- You are not the One? #
- Déjà Vu #
- Bless you #
- That's gotta smart #
- We don't like him #
- The matrix isn't real #
- A miracle! #
- Guns. Lots of guns.qa #
- Bog boots – cool shades #
- Next #
- I think they're trying ti save you #
- Wetvagents. Not happy. #
- Dodge this #
- You move like they do #
- Let's go #
- And now we test the surround sound #
- Get up, Morpheus #
- Oh oh … #
- Brace yourself #
- He's the one #
- The strike? #
- You're empty – so are you #
- Die? Mr Anderson? #
- Train … #
- My name is Neo #
- Oh shit #
- Here they come #
- I love the One … #
- Deep breath #
- Now get yo #
- Ouch #
- Run away #
- Snog #
- You're afraid of us #
- If only the Wachowski brothers had stopped there. #
- Mucho typos. Apologies. #
- And relax. #
- Simon The Cow lives in our fridge http://post.ly/J7vq #
- Just had a serious Twitter follower / following clear-out – if you're still there consider it a conscious decision. I feel strangely purged. #
- Is this even possible? http://post.ly/JhSD #
- Had skates sharpened, so as is traditional fell over & looked a bit if a dick. Still in pain. #
- Home again. Saw a real Auton. Bit scared. #
- The snow is now edging towards the tedious. #
- The car looked fine this morning but it was actually covered in a sheet of ice. Late for work today then … #
- Kids' school closed 'because of the ice'. Bang goes my day … #
- Cufflinks make me feel like I'm wearing Dad's Big Shirt. #
- Missed out the 'r' in that last tweet first time round & it meant something else entirely. #
- Strangely impossible to play a Ramones track on Rock Band without having your feet spread as wide as they'll go. Weird. #
- Father & daughter skates http://post.ly/IyYi #
- Scotland 2009 http://post.ly/HAku #
- Texco cheaper than Aldi – official http://post.ly/HEhM #
- OK, so I spelt Tesco wrong and it's in Sainbury's. You mean people read this stuff? #
- At the secret Doctor Who exhibition in Coventry. Well, no-one told me about it. #
- Remember the cliche about playing more with the cardboard box than the present? http://post.ly/GLnY #
- Gridlocked in Ikea car park. #
- Just picked up voicemail cancelling the New Year's Eve sojourn in Scotland due to 'the terrible weather up there'. Southern softies? Us? #
- Just booked alternative cottage in Scotland – we will escape the New Year. #
- Planning to get up at 4am to head for the Scottish Borders. Not sure how good an idea that is … #
- Made it to here. A68 was a bit hairy on occasion. http://bit.ly/7KGjZD #
- Just tramped through the snow to the woodshed ti collect logs. How very Grizzly Adams of me. #
- From the mouths of babes – "Mr. Bean's an idiot'. #
- Boy George looks like he's brought the band from Pentonville Prison with him. #
- Being very cold in Berwick Upon Tweed. #
